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Calm Your Tits

£10.00

Are You Ready to Calm Your Tits?

Bring some cheeky fun to your next game night with Calm Your Tits. Whether you’re matching birds or grabbing cards, this game promises laughter, competition, and a whole lot of flapping around. Do you have what it takes to be the last tit standing? Play to find out!

Specifications:

  • Ages: 16+
  • Players: 2-6
  • Game Length: Depends on the number of players, typically 15-30 minutes

Box Dimensions:

  • Size: ‎2 x 10 x 14 cm
  • Weight: 300 grams

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Stay Calm and Don’t Get in a Flap!

Introducing Calm Your Tits, the laugh-out-loud pairing card game for adults who appreciate a bit of cheeky humour with their nature. Perfect for your next game night, this quirky game is all about quick reflexes, sharp eyes, and keeping your cool under pressure. The goal? Win all the cards or be the last tit standing!

Gameplay Overview:

  1. Spot the Pair: As cards are flipped, be the first to shout out the bird’s name when a matching pair appears.
  2. Beware the Fat Balls: When the Fat Balls card shows up, it’s a race to see who has the fastest hands—grab the cards before anyone else can!
  3. Win or Survive: Keep collecting pairs and stay in the game. The last player with cards, or the player who collects them all, wins the game!

Key Features:

  • Perfect for Adults: With a mix of nature-inspired fun and a dash of naughtiness, this game is ideal for players aged 16 and up.
  • Fast-Paced and Fun: Quick rounds and hilarious moments keep the game exciting and entertaining from start to finish.
  • Great for Small Groups: Designed for 2-6 players, making it a fantastic choice for intimate gatherings or parties.
  • Easy to Learn: Simple rules ensure you can jump into the fun without any complicated instructions.

What’s in the Box?

  • A deck of cards featuring various birds and the infamous Fat Balls card

Specifications:

  • Ages: 16+
  • Players: 2-6
  • Game Length: Depends on the number of players, typically 15-30 minutes

Box Dimensions:

  • Size: ‎2 x 10 x 14 cm
  • Weight: 300 grams

Why Choose Calm Your Tits?

  • Unique and Memorable: A card game that stands out with its playful theme and hilarious gameplay.
  • Ideal for Game Nights: Whether you’re with friends or family, this game is sure to be a hit.
  • Compact and Portable: Small enough to take anywhere, so you can enjoy it at home or on the go.

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